Ah, yes, humor... that wonderfully fine line between absurdity and insult with which society seems to have lost touch. Fortunately, I'm here to let you know what's funny.

Of course, there will be those who claim that the contents herein are not funny, are mean-spirited, etc. For the record, let me make it clear that I have made every attempt to insult everyone equally. If you think that I have been unfair towards one or more groups of people, send me some stuff to even it out.

(Please note, however, that while I have not included anything I feel to be patently offensive, your tastes are bound to differ from mine. I think society is so screwed up today because we have lost the ability to laugh at ourselves. Before you blow a fuse over something you read here, take a step back... That having been said, most of the humorous posts herein are not directed at any group in particular; and those that are tend to be interchangeable. Just sit back and relax and try to laugh.)

All kidding aside, the files that I have included here for your entertainment are intended for responsible, open-minded adults, so if you are under 18 (and I know some of you are), please do not tempt fate by entering this portion of my site.

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